Friday, October 8, 2010

Karen Owen update: Sex list rating female university student's lovers becomes internet sensation - Duke University

Karen Owen’s sex ratings, download it if you want, and tell us what you think in the comments. Her personal sex research notes that her life’s work was “submitted to the department of late night entertainment in partial fulfillment of the requirements for a degree in tempestuous frolicking.” Presented in “May 2010″ makes her research very very current.

In the scandalous Duke sex paper, Karen Owen reviews the sexual competence of thirteen lucky Duke athletes, scoring them on a sex rating system from 1-10. She is especially consumed with penis size. Her searing criticism (and sometimes delight) of their sexual competence is done humorously. This is great bedtime reading for me since hubby is too busy blogging for me anymore. I’d score him a 10/10 (since he reads this) if only I could remember the last time we did it.

Pent up sexual frustration is not a problem that Karen Owen and I share. She appears to have bedded every athlete with a penis at Duke, particularly the entire Lacrosse team, with a sprinkling of basketball players and baseball players and one disappointing tennis player mixed in for variety.
Karen Owen’s evaluation process lists eight criteria for her sex rating system: physical attractiveness, size, talent, creativity, aggressiveness, entertainment, athletic ability, and a bonus category for undefinable chemistry. Canadian athletes got a negative bonus point. Her report ends as all good thesis do, in a summary of all that proceeded: an official fuck list rating for each of the thirteen athletes, poor fellows.

So there you have the Duke sex ratings scandal, thanks to the far too public reporting of a wonderfully promiscuous party-girl named Karen Owen. If you downloaded the PowerPoint report, tell us how you feel about it below, tell us if the Karen Owen photo looks skanky, and by all means watch the video report.